Category: Life On The Road
“What’s the definition of a glass bra? Smash and grab. Honk, honk.”
“Yeah. Correctamundo.”
“I got one character… called Ho Lee Fuk.”
“I prefer it out here with the troops because we have a laugh.”
“I let her keep the t-shirt. It’s only fair.”
“We are going to get a little bit funky. Um, probably too funky.”
“People often say, “Is there anything you won’t joke about?” Yes, the handicapped.”
“Keep the noise down. No, turn it up.”
“That’s as stiff as you like and it won’t damage your rug. Well that’s what I told her.”
“Ask me how are you spelling coming?”
“I’m gonna roll you over, and rock you stupid, and leave you there just humming. There’s a party in my trousers, baby, and everybody’s coming.”
“No, that was then. This is now. I’m currently a singer songwriter, and a rep.”